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Kate Moss Sues Over Animal Reference
Super Model of the 90's Kate Moss has filed a defamation lawsuit in London against one of the leading tabloids that mispelled her last name as "Moose" and not "Moss". Miss Moose or Moss stated that the tabloid must be blind because she certainly doesn't have large antlers protruding from her head. But, she failed to indicate what those Martian bug eyes are for and why a painting of her would sell for amost 10million and make a mortal man have multiple orgasms when viewed.
Wesley Snips "Martian Klan" Tax
Hollywood superstar Wesley Snipes told a London tabloid today that he will not pay any "Martian Klan" tax and will remain in Europe. Snipes indicated that his "look-a-like" can do the time in the "Klan Prison" but he will not. America, is being assimilated into into a "Martian Klan Empire" where telepathic whore sex is the norm and killing human gentiles is the national sport. He also stated that he was transformed after an affair with "Martian Klan" model "Linda Evangelista".
Robert "Dewey" Hoskins, aka, "The Madonna Stalker" was one of the many embalmed bodies found in the strange burial chamber whose mummified corpses make up the Celebrity "A-List" of the 1990s.
If these bodies are the real Hollywood stars then who are the look-a-likes that replaced them?
CSI Hollywood Hills: Burial Chamber UnEarthed at Madonna Manson
CSI Hollywood Hills: Burial Chamber UnEarthed at Madonna Manson
Los Angeles Homicide was called to what is now being referred to as the "House on Haunted Hill" ; the former residence of "Gangster Bugsy Siegel" and "Martian-Klan Hit Man" Madonna Ciccone. Construction workers installing a large built-in swimming pool at the residence accidentally broke into what can only be called a burial vault similar to that found in Palermo, Italy. Numerous embalmed bodies were found, some of Hollywood celebrities and some of local Hollywood Hills residents who mysteriously dissappeared. L.A. Homicide Detective "Frank Stallone" indicated that it looked like some sort of "trophy room". Madonna's spook-person "Liz Rosen-Borg quietly commented that she often feared "Madonna would eat her next" and "she's glad Madonna was finally caught".
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Why Thinking People Don't Vote
Why Thinking People Don't Vote
The 911 Attack on America by the "CIA-Klan" and the fake Clinton-Bush war in the Middle East all utilized to cloak the real war or invasion in the United States by the "Military Martian Klan", "Conehead Race", "Super Nazi Race", etc.... A pre-planned invasion of the Martian Race and the enslavement and extermination of the Human or "Gentile" race in favor of the "Super Race of telepathic savages". The Horror, the horror.
Cruise Denounces Religion
Cruise Denounces Religion
Tom Cruise in a statement made at an International UFO and Alien Conspiracy conference at the Orlando Convention Center stated that his experience with Scientology proved that Hubbard's Scientology and all religion should be outlawed in the United States. He also stated that the "God" or "Higher Power" they are praying to is an "Extra-terres-trial Race" that has invaded Earth and we should not worship them__we should study them.
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Clooney's Turtle Movie Sluggish
After hearing about the the success of his new movie "Leatherheads" Hollywood Actor George Clooney remarked that he was tricked into making the movie and that he had originally thought that he was appearing in a documentary about "Loggerhead Turtles". Clooney also stated that he had the same weird ufo abduction dream as Angelina Jolie and that the John Stamos alien owes him a box of candy and flowers.